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笨老虎 发表于 2006-8-14 15:29

[原创]老虎是如何死的。

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">金庸先生笔下武功分了许多种,其中最高境界的,是一位没有出场的人物,叫东方不败。他的功夫已经抛开了外在器具的辅助,达到了飞花落叶皆为杀人利器的地步。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">我就是被这样的高手伤了,此人就叫做“叶子”。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">我一直是以“折磨人”为最终目的,凡被我“折磨”过的,无一幸免,皆胆战心惊,心有余悸!哈哈哈!!!最后,当我拿起羽拍,叫嚣着要折磨汗爽和哈哈的时候,谁知道,他们高高挂起了免战牌,害得我极度郁闷。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">就在这个时候,是的,就在这个时候——我的梦魇来临了,虽然,我当时并不知道。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">叶子,跳了出来!</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">是的,她主动出来应战,我当时心想:“就凭你一片小小的叶子,怎能敌的过我三招?反正有的人被我折磨总是件大快我心的事情,算了,就拿你开刀了。”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">我先使出了一招“欺负人没商量”,叶子果然上当,哈哈,我心头不禁一爽!叶子,毕竟是叶子。一片小小的叶子,能成什么事情。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">……</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">但是,我突然发现有点不对了,什么地方不对了呢?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">不知道!!!</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">我居然是:不知道!</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">我开始紧张,开始心慌,开始流汗,开始——惶恐!!!</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">一个念头,突然一闪而过,随即一股寒潮从脚底直串上头顶!!!我顿觉手脚发麻,四肢僵硬。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">我意识到:我遭了!!!</span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">结果,大家都知道了:老虎受了重伤,而且是严重的内伤。</span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">我重申壹下,老虎不是笨死的,而是累死的。</span></p>

威少 发表于 2006-8-14 16:44

看不懂?[em26]

群屎乱舞 发表于 2006-8-14 20:05

<p>[em05][em03][em04]老虎被洗白了</p>

子冰 发表于 2006-8-14 20:56

[em07]打“虎”英雄,巾帼英雄,叶子!![em07]

叶子蓝色 发表于 2006-8-15 17:40

<p>&nbsp;</p>[em15]我是当事人,杂我都有点不明白喃[em15][em15][em15]

叶子蓝色 发表于 2006-8-15 17:41

一不留神成了个英雄啊[em03][em06]

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