最BT的愚人节笑话
<span style="FONT-SIZE: 14px; COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 130%;">上课中…… <br/> <br/> 一坐在我旁边的男生不时的对着老师望着，一脸期待的表情， <br/> <br/> 他的手在犹豫着往上举，又放下来，又往上举…… <br/> <br/> 终于，老师发现他了， <br/> <br/> “这位同学，你有什么<a class="vLink1" id="vad_1" title="两年审计出违法违规资金145亿元 @Vogate.com" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=645&site_id=6235007045035371&click=1&url=http%3A//my.vogate.com/wmurnpu&v=8&k=%u95EE%u9898&s=http%3A//jokes.skyhits.com/AllJoke/2773.htm" target="_blank" style="FONT-SIZE: 14px;">问题</a>么？” <br/> <br/> 男生红着脸说：“我能用厕所么？肚子疼……。” <br/> <br/> 老师当然说可以拉，人之常情。 <br/> <br/> 只<a class="vLink1" id="vad_3" title="sony tv @Vogate.com" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=413&site_id=6235007045035371&click=1&url=http%3A//www.sony.com.cn/electronics/bravia2006/bravia_index.asp&v=8&k=%u770B%u89C1&s=http%3A//jokes.skyhits.com/AllJoke/2773.htm" target="_blank" style="FONT-SIZE: 14px;">看见</a>那男生立刻从座位上弹起来，快步向教室门口走去……。 <br/> <br/> 就在他走到讲台前面的时候，他突然停了下来，大吼一声， <br/> <br/> “<a class="vLink1" id="vad_4" title="巴黎浪漫购物完全攻略手册 @Vogate.com" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=669&site_id=6235007045035371&click=1&url=http%3A//my.vogate.com/mgaeqpq&v=8&k=%u5FCD%u4E0D%u4F4F&s=http%3A//jokes.skyhits.com/AllJoke/2773.htm" target="_blank" style="FONT-SIZE: 14px;">忍不住</a>拉！！！！” <br/> <br/> 遂双腿微分，膝盖弯曲，做半蹲状。 <br/> <br/> 小腹发力，脸上做痛苦状，嘴里还不时发出“恩……恩……”的喘息 <br/> <br/>声…… <br/> <br/> 终于，他长长的出了一口气，站起身，带着满脸<a class="vLink1" id="vad_0" title="c121 @Vogate.com" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=542&site_id=6235007045035371&click=1&url=http%3A//rover.ebay.com/rover/1/4080-41052-15934-0/1%3Faid%3D65978%3Btext%3B103%26mpre%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.ebay.com.cn&v=8&k=%u8212%u9002&s=http%3A//jokes.skyhits.com/AllJoke/2773.htm" target="_blank" style="FONT-SIZE: 14px;">舒适</a>的表情转过来面对大家。 <br/> <br/> 在大家都还没从刚才的惊讶中回过神来的时候，此生又做一壮举。 <br/> <br/> 他很小心的把手伸进<a class="vLink1" id="vad_2" title="伊人清仓特价区 @Vogate.com" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=466&site_id=6235007045035371&click=1&url=http%3A//rover.ebay.com/rover/1/4080-41052-15934-0/1%3Faid%3D65978%3Btext%3B103%26mpre%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fpages.ebay.com.cn%252Ffashion%252Fwoman_valuedrive.html&v=8&k=%u88E4%u5B50&s=http%3A//jokes.skyhits.com/AllJoke/2773.htm" target="_blank" style="FONT-SIZE: 14px;">裤子</a>里，在屁股处鼓捣了一番， <br/> <br/> 然后将手缓缓抽出放在鼻子前，很陶醉的闻着…… <br/> <br/> 满手的土黄色半流质物体，混杂着不明颗粒…… <br/> <br/> 半数同学立马晕倒…… <br/> <br/> 然后此生把手缓缓靠近口边，吐出“香唇”， <br/> <br/> 很小心的把手中的物体，一点一点的舔了<a class="vLink1" id="vad_5" title="易趣怡居生活馆 @Vogate.com" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=576&site_id=6235007045035371&click=1&url=http%3A//rover.ebay.com/rover/1/4080-41052-15934-0/1%3Faid%3D65978%3Btext%3B103%26mpre%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fpages.ebay.com.cn%252FValueDrive%252Fzones%252Fhome_index.html&v=8&k=%u5E72%u51C0&s=http%3A//jokes.skyhits.com/AllJoke/2773.htm" target="_blank" style="FONT-SIZE: 14px;">干净</a>…… <br/> <br/> 刚才没有晕的同学现在也全晕了…… <br/> <br/> PS：后来了解到，此生在裤子里面装了一个塑料袋，装满了花生酱（还是粗粒的）…… <br/></span><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="409" align="center" border="0"><tbody><tr><td align="center" width="409" height="28"><strong><font size="3"></font></strong></td></tr></tbody></table>[em04][em04] <font size="4">果然够BT!</font> 估计会被记过处分的~~~~~页:
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