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凉拌可爱 发表于 2007-1-25 12:21

[灌水]人猪公式

<p class="MsoNormal"><font face="宋体" color="#008040" size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #008040;">人<span lang="EN-US">=</span>吃饭<span lang="EN-US">+</span>睡觉<span lang="EN-US">+</span>上班<span lang="EN-US">+</span>玩<span lang="EN-US">,<p></p></span></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="宋体" color="#008040" size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #008040;">猪<span lang="EN-US">=</span>吃饭<span lang="EN-US">+</span>睡觉<span lang="EN-US">,<p></p></span></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="宋体" color="#008040" size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #008040;">代入<span lang="EN-US">:</span>人<span lang="EN-US">=</span>猪<span lang="EN-US">+</span>上班<span lang="EN-US">+</span>玩<span lang="EN-US">,<p></p></span></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="宋体" color="#008040" size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #008040;">即<span lang="EN-US">:</span>人<span lang="EN-US">-</span>玩<span lang="EN-US">=</span>猪<span lang="EN-US">+</span>上班<span lang="EN-US">.<p></p></span></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="宋体" color="#008040" size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #008040;">结论<span lang="EN-US">:</span>不懂玩的人<span lang="EN-US">=</span>会上班的猪<span lang="EN-US">! <p></p></span></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="宋体" color="#008040" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #008040;">&nbsp;<p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="宋体" color="#008040" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #008040;">&nbsp;<p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="宋体" color="#008040" size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #008040;">男人<span lang="EN-US">=</span>吃饭<span lang="EN-US">+</span>睡觉<span lang="EN-US">+</span>挣钱<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="宋体" color="#008040" size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #008040;">猪<span lang="EN-US">=</span>吃饭<span lang="EN-US">+</span>睡觉<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="宋体" color="#008040" size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #008040;">男人<span lang="EN-US">=</span>猪<span lang="EN-US">+</span>挣钱<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="宋体" color="#008040" size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #008040;">猪<span lang="EN-US">=</span>男人<span lang="EN-US">-</span>挣钱<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="宋体" color="#008040" size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #008040;">所以男人不挣钱等于猪。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="宋体" color="#008040" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #008040;">&nbsp;<p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="宋体" color="#008040" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #008040;">&nbsp;<p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="宋体" color="#008040" size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #008040;">女人<span lang="EN-US">=</span>吃饭<span lang="EN-US">+</span>睡觉<span lang="EN-US">+</span>花钱。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="宋体" color="#008040" size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #008040;">猪<span lang="EN-US">&nbsp; =</span>吃饭<span lang="EN-US">+</span>睡觉。代入上式得</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="宋体" color="#008040" size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #008040;"></span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></font>&nbsp;</p>[em03][em03][em03]

chuangtai 发表于 2007-1-26 21:01

<font size="4">得：女人=猪+花钱？哈哈哈……</font>[em03][em03][em03]

zhfyou 发表于 2007-1-27 00:45

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