[灌水]猜个谜语也搞笑
<p><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="宋体"> 1</font></span><font face="宋体">,兔妈妈生了两只兔子,大的叫大白,小的叫小白,当她生小白的时候,说了一句话。打一个成语。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></p><p style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 3.75pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; mso-margin-top-alt: 5.0pt;"><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><!--Element not supported - Type: 8 Name: #comment--><!--Element not supported - Type: 8 Name: #comment--><font face="宋体"> 谜底:真相<span lang="EN-US">(</span>像<span lang="EN-US">)</span>大白<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></font></p><p style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 3.75pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; mso-margin-top-alt: 5.0pt;"><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="宋体"> <span lang="EN-US">2</span>,航空公司开业。打一个成语。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></font></p><p style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 3.75pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; mso-margin-top-alt: 5.0pt;"><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="宋体"> 谜底:有机可乘<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></font></p><p style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 3.75pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; mso-margin-top-alt: 5.0pt;"><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="宋体"> <span lang="EN-US">3</span>,从前有一头公鹿,它在草原上飞快的跑,越来越快,最后变成了什么?<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></font></p><p style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 3.75pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; mso-margin-top-alt: 5.0pt;"><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="宋体"> 谜底:高速公路<span lang="EN-US">(</span>鹿<span lang="EN-US">)<p></p></span></font></span></font></p><p style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 3.75pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; mso-margin-top-alt: 5.0pt;"><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="宋体"> <span lang="EN-US">4</span>,一头鹿在森林里遇到一个神仙,神仙给了它一块肥皂,于是它就不停的洗澡,最后变成了什么?<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></font></p><p style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 3.75pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; mso-margin-top-alt: 5.0pt;"><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="宋体"> 谜底:沐浴露<span lang="EN-US">(</span>鹿<span lang="EN-US">)<p></p></span></font></span></font></p><p style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 3.75pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; mso-margin-top-alt: 5.0pt;"><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="宋体"> <span lang="EN-US">5</span>,有<span class="GramE">条狗过了</span>独木桥后突然不叫了,打成语。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></font></p><p style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 3.75pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; mso-margin-top-alt: 5.0pt;"><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="宋体"> 谜底:过目<span lang="EN-US">(</span>木<span lang="EN-US">)</span>不忘<span lang="EN-US">(</span>汪<span lang="EN-US">)<p></p></span></font></span></font></p><p style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 3.75pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; mso-margin-top-alt: 5.0pt;"><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="宋体"> <span lang="EN-US">6</span>,<span lang="EN-US">A</span>,<span lang="EN-US">B</span>,<span lang="EN-US">C</span>,三种物质,<span lang="EN-US">A</span>加热变<span lang="EN-US">B</span>,<span lang="EN-US">B</span>久置空气中变<span lang="EN-US">C</span>,<span lang="EN-US">C</span>有臭鸡蛋味道。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></font></p><p style="TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; MARGIN-RIGHT: 3.75pt; TEXT-ALIGN: justify; mso-margin-top-alt: 5.0pt;"><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black;"><font face="宋体"> 谜底:<span lang="EN-US">A</span>鸡蛋 <span lang="EN-US">B</span>熟鸡蛋 <span lang="EN-US">C</span>臭鸡蛋<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></font></p>页:
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