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电脑平手 发表于 2007-5-19 17:17

天外天美食系列 之 九戒黄瓜

<p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">天外天美食系列</span><font face="Times New Roman"><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">之</span><font face="Times New Roman"><br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">九戒黄瓜</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">某日，到</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">CW</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">家集合，看</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">P</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">会。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">临近中午，笨九戒与沦海和妮妮买菜回来，屁巅屁巅地爬上了</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">CW</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">高级别墅——</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">7</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">跃</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">8带屋顶公园</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">的多层豪宅。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">笨九戒久疏厨事，今日当一展身手，兴致之高无法溢于言表，操刀剁下几段黄瓜，继于刀背拍之。平手凑上前去观摩。见黄瓜拦腰几排刀痕，遂觉味之变矣。据厨界先师曰：拌黄瓜不以刀切之，而以刀拍之，不见刀铁味之黄瓜味将纯洁。不由想起了缘来,这些本该他做的啊,放我们鸽子.BSing...</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">N</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">久后，笨九戒,沧海,妮妮等大厨忙毕，一桌香喷喷色灿灿的菜肴飘逸着鲜味，</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">CW</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">等人顿感肌肠漉漉，全人类一席坐满，围着桌子就开啃。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">（按本篇主题）席间过半，笨九戒得意地高呼：哈哈，你们看最先吃完的是啥子？黄瓜！哈哈，晓得哪道菜最</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">84</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">了吧？</span></p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">大伙正准备飘扬九戒几句，平手这时斜过眼去看了笨九戒一眼，鼻吼哼了一声，嘴角显山显水地一个嘲笑，不屑地反对：自己一个人闷起脑壳按到黄瓜吃，没给别人留一块，其它好吃的菜也都没抽空偿一口，还整得这么高调，我看你一会恐怕连饭都吃不下一碗了。众人把平手的嘲笑升级为一阵狂笑。。。<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; (有部分夸张内容,不可全信)</span>

缘来如此 发表于 2007-5-19 17:19

安逸 又是沙发[em06]

chuangtai 发表于 2007-5-19 19:41

<font size="4">来张PP嘛！</font>

电脑平手 发表于 2007-5-19 20:15

CW,PP的事由你完成哈

zhangfeifei 发表于 2007-5-21 22:32

没吃到起，来的时候连汤汤水水都莫得了~~~~~~~~~~~~[em10]

刺猬cw 发表于 2007-5-22 22:57

<p><font size="4">PP来了</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>[attach]7354[/attach]<br/></p><p><font size="4">电脑继续沧海茄子哈</font>[em09]</p>

电脑平手 发表于 2007-5-22 22:59

<p>好的,尽快搞哈,你记到抢沙发哦</p>

刺猬cw 发表于 2007-5-22 23:11

<p><font size="4">九哥亲自下厨</font></p><p><font size="4"></font>&nbsp;</p>[attach]7355[/attach]<br/>

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