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阿刚 发表于 2007-7-6 17:00

来,把日本人给我垫上!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt;"><strong><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">一个美国人，一个日本人，一个中国人，在丛林探险结果，全被吃人部落抓去了，可部落酋长说：</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span></strong><strong><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">我今天心情好，不吃你们，但你们都得挨一百板子，但在挨板子前，你们可以有一个愿望实现。</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span></strong><strong><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">先挨板子的是美国人，他说：</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span></strong><strong><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">挨板子前先给我屁股上垫</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">1</span></strong><strong><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">个坐垫。</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span></strong><strong><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">垫罢板子，雨点般落下先前</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">70</span></strong><strong><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">板，还凑合，</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">70</span></strong><strong><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">板之后，坐垫被打烂，然后，就是板板见血</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">……</span></strong><strong><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">打完美国老，摸着屁股走了。日本人见状后，要求</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">10</span></strong><strong><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">个床垫。</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">1</span></strong><strong><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">，</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2</span></strong><strong><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">，</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">3……100</span></strong><strong><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">打完，日本人起身拍拍屁股，没事，然后，张着臭嘴对自己的模仿能力和再创造能力吹嘘一番，并想坐一边看中国人的好戏。中国人慢慢趴下，悠哉悠哉地说：</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span></strong><strong><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">来</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">,</span></strong><strong><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">把日本人给我垫上。</span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”……</span></strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></p>

现眼不丢人 发表于 2007-7-6 20:14

那样的话只要30板中国人照样还得遭殃，你们不知道吗：日本人都是软骨头、烂屁股

光哥 发表于 2007-7-7 10:05

<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; [em07][em03][em04]</p>

chuangtai 发表于 2007-7-7 10:07

自娱自乐！

burr 发表于 2007-7-7 11:40

yy

未死得 发表于 2007-7-8 10:45

哇哈哈~~~~~~~~&nbsp;&nbsp; [em03]

zhangfeifei 发表于 2007-7-16 22:02

[em03][em03][em03][em03]打死背时，小日本，该打[em21]

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